Slash n Stats (BUSH style)

April 17th, 11:43 pm

Note: I actually had this dream a while ago, but it was so good that i told actually managed to keep a record of it so I still have the original posting. But since i've got this site now, i've decided to post it here as well. Enjoy...

Slash n Stats (Bush Style)

Yo

OK so i had this messed up dream here. NO man actually it was a nightmare! Slash, Slash died man. He got killed by by two chinkass cops man. Yes, you see i dreamt that Velvet Revolver were playin this concert. Well you see after the concert they all like just went into their limo and jetted. Apparently the cops weren't too happy and followed them. Thats when Slash jumped onto his harley bike with that awesome tophat of his and drove away. The cops chased him onto this highway and they got into an accident and slash died man. Hell no! And i witnessed this man, i was like god, i witnessed it all.
I was so sad and started crying and shit. Damn man, thats my hero there! and some stupid cops ran him into an accident. DAMN! man that was pretty scary.

Anyway yeah so that was messed up, but not as nearly as the dream I had the night before.

Man i was gardening in my back yard. You know, i was like just digging away in in the soil, doing my thing. And then this dude shows up with his wheelbarrow...man it was BUSH!! George W man!! WTF>???>S?>??Yeah he started helping out with the gardening and i was like woah! I congradulated him on his recent "TIME" person of the year award, told him like ppl don't appreciate him and stuff.
Yeah man, i couldn't believe i was saying this. I was like suckin up to him. THATS A NIGHTMARE. Anyway so yeah hes like thank you, thank you, and then...wait for it...he OFFERS TO HELP ME in STATS!!! HELL!! Statistics man! BUSH is gonan help me in stats. well yeah i was like ok fine, lets do it and he explained to me the hypothesis theorum man. OH well, i woke with a sweat after that.

It was pretty nuts, and to this day, its the craziest one i've had so far.